Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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