I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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