It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
