I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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