In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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