I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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