69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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