I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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