I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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