i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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