Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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