you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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