Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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