Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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