Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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