he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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