It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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