Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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