dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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