You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
its liver damage thursday
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