just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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