Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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