and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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