She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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