so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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