Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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