all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish you could order shots online.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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