Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
