Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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