what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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