I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The ass gains better be worth it
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