Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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