So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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