Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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