There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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