plz talk dirty to me
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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