Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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