Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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