You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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