I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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