Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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