marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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