Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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