we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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