Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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