no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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