how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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