butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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