Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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