Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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