just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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