Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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